Best Last Words Tournament

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Ladies and gentlemen, come one, come all, and submit your entries for the "Best Last Words" tournament. We will accept nominations of all sorts from all sorts, with the only rule being that the phrase to be the person's last words (or the "accepted" last words.. most people's last words are something along the lines of "gurgle", and we don't want that).

So drop in, send me a private message with your suggestions, and we'll see who's got the best quip-as-they-croaked!

Subject: Re: Best Last Words Tournament Sun Oct 16, 2011 12:36 pm

Whoo! This sounds awesome. Very Happy

Subject: Re: Best Last Words Tournament Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:11 pm

then allow me to start this, with a tough contender:

'Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough'.
Karl Markx

Admin Posts : 149 Join date : 2011-09-19

I'm fond of..

Oscar Wilde: Either this wallpaper goes or I do.
Archimedes: Don't disturb my circles. (He was working, and he begged the soldiers who were to kill him to at least not disturb the work)
Che Guevara: I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.

Posts : 32 Join date : 2011-10-02 Age : 34 Location : PA

My personal Favorites:

Bing Crosby - "That was a great game of golf, fellers."

or

Norman Douglas - Get these fucking nuns away from me.

Subject: Re: Best Last Words Tournament Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:28 pm

George Appel; right before being electrocuted: "Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel."

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Voltaire: Now now, my dear friend, now is not the time to be making enemies. (Response to the Bishop urging him to renounce Satan on his death bed)

Subject: Re: Best Last Words Tournament Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:40 pm

Since Ollie beat me to Oscar Wilde, I am going to piss of Skizzy.. Laughing

Malcolm X - “Brothers! Brothers, please! This is a house of peace!”

final words before a blast of a sawed of shotgun ended his life

Subject: Re: Best Last Words Tournament Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:43 pm

Steve Irwin - “Don’t worry, they usually don’t swim backwards.”

Posts : 24 Join date : 2011-10-05

"Pardonnez-moi, monsieur. Je ne l'ai pas fait exprès." - Marie Antoinette

"Wait a minute…" - Pope Alexander VI

"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis." - Humphrey Bogart

"On that subject I am coy." - Aaron Burr (to a friend of his, who was a reverend, and trying to get him to admit that God exists)

"One last drink, please." - Jack Daniel

"All my possessions for a moment of time." - Queen Elizabeth I

"Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!" - Convicted murder James French, before being electrocuted.

"Let us ease the Roman people of their continual care, who think it long to await the death of an old man." - Hannibal

"You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper." - Robert Alton Harris

"One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death, although Catholics have their hopes." - Alfred Hitchcock

"No, you certainly can't." - John F. Kennedy (said in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting "You certainly can't say that the people of Dallas haven't given you a nice welcome, Mr. President.")

"I should have drunk more champagne." - John Maynard Keynes

"Don't let me die, I have got so much to do." - Huey Long

"Je m'en vais, mais l'État demeurera toujours." - Louis XIV

"Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!" - Groucho Marx

"It has all been very interesting." - Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

"Utter nonsense." - Eleanor Roosevelt (Spoken to the nurse who told her she would die when the reason God put her on earth was fulfilled.)

"God bless, God damn!" - General Santa Anna

"Gents, this is an educational project. You are about to witness the damaging effect electricity has on Wood." - Convicted murderer Frederick Charles Wood

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I am guilty. My sentence is just: I deserve my fate. And may God have mercy on my soul.
-William Corder

No! I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die.
-Cherokee Bill (asked for last words)

Both were being hanged

Subject: Re: Best Last Words Tournament Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:55 pm

Carl Panzram: "Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you're fooling around."

Kit Carson: "I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili."

Jus took my favorite. Razz